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EKIDU has a rather disturbing DREAM that he promptly
tells GILGAMESH.
ENKIDU
The Gods were having a council and…
GILGAMESH
They decided to explain why they want me to be gay?
ENKIDU
No, they decided that since we cut down the Great Cedar,
killed Humbaba and killed the Bull of Heaven I have to die.
GILGAMESH
Oh, well … wait just a second there!
ENKIDU falls sick and lingers for TWELVE days. He spends all
of it CURSING and then BLESSING people and things.
ENKIDU
Damn wooden door! Damn Trapper! Damn Harlot!
SHAMASH
You know if it hadn’t been for the harlot you’d never have
gotten together with Gilgamesh.
ENKIDU
Oh right, Bless the Harlot! Bless the Harlot a lot!
ENKIDU also spends a bit of time DREAMING.
ENKIDU
We haven’t had a dream in a bit so yeah, Gilgamesh, I dreamt
that a monster attacked me and you wouldn’t help me.
GILGAMESH
Dude, I love you like a wife, why wouldn’t I help you? I’ve
been sitting by your bedside these 12 days!
ENKIDU
La La La! I can’t hear you! I curse you with my dying breath!
Somewhere in a BROKEN off piece of TABLET, ENKIDU dies.
GILGAMESH
NNNNNOOOOOOOO! NARRATOR It says here that you moan like
a dove.
GILGAMESH
… wah!
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