A watched computer never boots! You suck!
     -Jemma

Max: Some of the places the bathroom hole takes you are in Silent Hill, though.
Shelly: Do they explain why the bathroom hole takes you places?
Max: Not yet. Actually, after the last place I went to through it, it sealed itself up. Then another hole opens in the laundry room.
Shelly: So that's where the socks are going!
Max: That's where your car keys go, too. Walter has them. And he isn't giving them back.
Shelly: Damn. I'll miss my socks.
Max: You can always ask him for them.
Shelly: He might eat me.

I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality to play some showtunes.
     -Mr. Skullhead

Oh no! Not the taka taka of doom!
     -Jemma

See, here I was hoping for good sex and all I get are wax covered turkies.
     -Shelly

Guys, we're all hideously uncool. That's what makes us so freaking cool.
     -Mr. Skullhead

Oh the opacity!
     -Jemma

Patience is a virtue. DSL is a greater virtue.
     -Issendai

I want a Will I can feed Dog Treats for sexual favors.
     -Bev

Touga is disguised as a dildo!
     -Jemma

Damnit! I hate you and your missleading tails!
     -Jemma about sheet music

Draco is dancing around in my head in a ballgown and tiara going: "You can't wriiiiite meee, I will not cooperaaaaate…"
     -Shelly

There! That bush is a republican!
     -Jemma

The only thing wierder than your dreams, love, is your real life.
     -Jemma

And this wasn't wierd, mind you, a tiger complenting me on my choice of tofu!
     -Shelly

Eggnog is not a cirtus!
      -Jemma

I'm being mrr-ed at with a cute snuggly sort of vengeance.
     -Shelly

Oh, commercialism, how I adore your cuteness!
    -Shelly

He's about to be turned into a strange smoothie, yes, he's about to be grapefruited.
     - Shelly

Lemon and lime I can handle and then it went all salady on me.
     - Shelly

It's like the Hope diamond of sex scenes or something.
     -Shelly about "Life After Roses"

Bugger me for a lark; you know, not many Americans would say, "Screw me in the ass for a songbird."
     -Shelly

Vicious drama-queen vegetarian vampire Jemma.
     -Shelly

So he knows he's bi, or is this just a latent desire for snarky slytherin salami he didn't know he had?
    -Cassie

Oooh, gay alliteration! Look at me! I can alliterate, and write fanfiction cliches!
     -Cassie

I'm like the female version of a metro.
     -Chocolate Ex-lax

I look like a warm, fuzzy lumberjack.
     -Suzanne

Vinny: When I'm dead you can offer beer and hot dead chicks.
Kevin: The hot dead chicks are on me.

Necrophelia is ok once its between two dead people.
     -Kevin

God has nipples too!
     -Kevin

Skully: "You're listening to Ten Dozen Minutes of Latent Homosexuality with Jick."
Jick: "Latent my ass."

There would be a lot of phyiscally and devistated people running around the city.
     -Jemma

Scarred lettuce - yes, do you traumatize green leafy vegetables?
     -Jemma

You want to talk about an emotional rollercoaster? I could open a fucking six-flags!
     -Shelly

Tracy the Tentacle...dear gods... I sincerely hope we forget this conversation.
     -Jemma

Banana guilt....Your mom did it I just pointed it out.
     -Jemma

Scum waffles!
     -Aroura

Foreward, minon! Take me to my sink!
     -Jemma

How do you like that? I'm a ninja! The Sticky Man! Observe the wall stickage!
     -Mark

Mermaid boobies do it everytime. We'd have a lot more lesbians if we had mermaids.
     -Shelly

It's like badfic bingo, isn't it? "Under the B - anime crossover!" "Under the G - gender bending!" "BINGO!"
"Aw, man... all I needed was O-Mpreg!
-Pottersues

Hanna: Is NaNa farther than WoWo?
Peggy: Yeah, NaNa is over the edge and WoWo is on the fringe.

I don't have a bookshelf so much as a book pile separated by pieces of wood.
-Shelly

Chess is the most non-Zen game thing ever invented, except for Western business.
-Mark